Q. A tour in Pakistan. Why?
Scolerskimbal- As you can probably tell from the cool song I wrote in the countries name, it is because we love the place, and once they hear our music the people there will love us.
Q. But is "Pakistan" not an awful, racist, intellectually deformed and downright offensive attack on the country?
Scolerskimbal- No comment.
Deen- Hey f**k you. Are you going to ask sensible s**t or what?
Q. Okay, so are you then, looking forward to the tour?
Deen- You're damn right we're looking forward to it. I wouldn't miss this for the world. These gigs are likely to be some of the best we've ever played, in front of an audience of scrubbers, no hopers and vagrants, from the desolate wasteland that has crippled their potential to ever be socially worthwhile, that has impeded every single redeeming feature of their personalities from ever surfacing, that has physically and mentally tortured them throughout their miserable existences. We are going to rock, in Pakistan.
Angel- Yeah man.
Q. Interesting. I won't keep you much longer. The killer, have you a response to criticisms regarding the high mortality rate at DEATHSQUAD gigs?
The killer- You're damn f**king right I have.
F**k you.
Deen- One thing is for sure though, fans come and go but DEATHSQUAD is going to be around - forever.
Q. Thankyou, you've been very unresponsive and all around a s**t bunch of people to interview. I'd just like to ask you what inspires you?
Angel- Insulting idiots like you, Super Mario kart and Deen.
Scolerskimbal- Poor countries, hatred, especially of the queen mother and Deen.
The killer- Poor countries, violence, love of a certain man and Deen.
Deen- Just being around on this earth to p*ss people off inspires me. And get ready, there is so much more to come you f**kers.