The real world (Scolerskimbal)
I live in the real world,
Yes I do.
I can't afford clothes,
So I'll steal them from you.
I am so hungry,
I could even eat a dog.
I am so stupid,
I think that westerners are gods.
Because I do not eat,
I never take a s**t.
And I can't have sex,
Because a raven ate my dick.
For christmas dinner,
I had goats cheese and bread.
And for desert,
My neighbours baby's head.