Tanzania (Scolerskimbal)
I went to Tanzania,
What a f**king dump,
President Mugabe wants me,
He wants to f**king kill me,
serrengetii ang ngororgoro crater
What the fuck am I on about?
Hey man F**k lions,
Oh man their gonna eat me!
But what the f**k do I expect?
Here everything's a f**king mess
This is not cool.
I went to Tanzania,
I pissed in a river,
A fish went up my Japs eye,
Ow f**k! It went spiky,
A pain in my guts,
S**t, why do I keep farting?
Oh no, I've got diareah,
Help! I can't stop the flow!
But what the f**k do I expect?
Here everything's a f**king mess
Bummer dude.
Lets rock, it's time you f**kers learn to mosh,
Lets rock, no you may not eat my heart,
Lets rock, don't sit round fires & f**king chant,
Lets rock, or worship some weird f**king god.
I went to Tanzania,
Goddamn I'm thirsty,
I'll have to drink this brown water,
Oh f**k! I swallowed a s**t.
Hey! Why is my a**hole itching?
No way, its a tapey!
And theres ticks in my pits!
What is this place?
But what the f**k do I expect?
Here everything's a f**king mess
Man, this sucks.
Lets rock, it's time you f**kers learn to mosh,
Lets rock, no you may not eat my heart,
Lets rock, don't sit round fires & f**king chant,
Lets rock, or worship some weird f**king god.
I went to Tanzania,
How long is this gonna last,
I've got malnutrition,
I've got f**king marasmus!
The sand's so hot,
It burned my toes, it's up my a*se,
Thank god, a tree,
Oh. It's dead.
But what the f**k do I expect?
Here everything's a f**king mess
Oh man.
Lets rock, it's time you f**kers learn to mosh,
Lets rock, no you may not eat my heart,
Lets rock, don't sit round fires & f**king chant,
Lets rock, or worship some weird f**king god.