March 4th 2000
rQ. There has been a lot of singles being released lately, could there be an album on it's way?
Deen- Well of course you d**khead, what the f**k did you think?, i mean it's not like we are about to f**king retire or something, god damn thats a stupid f**ked up piece of s**t of a question.
The killer- Yeah thats right Deen.
Scolerskimbal- "Vile perversity of unorthodox hatred".
Angel- Yeah it'll kick ass.
Q. What are you all on about? are you on drugs?
Scolerskimbal- No, "Vile Perversity of Unorthodox Hatred". Thats the name of our new album you f**ker. We are not sure about the release date yet, there are still some loose ends to fix but it's almost complete.
Angel- This time my contribution is not as personal is it was before. This time i haven't actually written a song yet, i have just helped The killer with some songs he did.
The killer- Yeah he has been a great help, we have done some brilliant songs together that we hope will do well in the charts.
Q. Your last album was banned from release because it was considered to offensive for public consumption, bearing in mind what happened to the last two singles, do you think that the new album will be any more successful?
Deen- Sure it will be, if things go our way, i expect it will be the biggest rock album ever made, but if the stupid censors get there way we won't be able to release the album and so i will personally make a trip up to them in my car and shove the album up their ass, and see how offended they are then.
The killer- Thats for sure, there will definitley be some violence around if we don't get to release this kick ass album, that we put so much f**king hard work into.
Q. Lets turn to the topic of your last two singles, what was that all about?
Deen- Those bloody b**tards wouldn't let us release the songs, God knows why, seriously if i see them around they better watch their backs becasue i won't stop to chat i will be straight in there kicking there f**king faces in.
Scolerskimbal- Yeah it really sucks, i mean i just wanted everyone to know my hatred for the Queen mother, God if you like that bitch you seriously need a visit from us, after that you wont ever want to see her face again, it's called aversion therapy.
Angel- Well i didn't have much to do with writing the songs, but my contribution was in the spirit of anger and teamwork that a fully functional band instills into each other. It was just as important to me that the songs hit the charts and now that dream has been f**ked up.
The killer- Man i am really pissed off, "Get up" was going to a big hit, and Queen mother was going to be the new f**king national anthem. Now they have spoilt it all, those f**kers will pay for doing this to me when we win s**t loads of awards, i hope they all rot in hell.