23rd April 2000. The gig in the church was supposed to go the same as any other really cool gig, people were going to die, lots of satanists would turn up, that sort of thing. And it did. When people were entering the church ready for the performance Deen was playing on the organ really quickly at grade eight plus standard. Everyone thought that he was really cool. To finish off with Deen played the death march in a funky jazz style. Nobody except Deen probably understood why. Then Deen leapt from the organ doing a double flip in the air before landing in his seat behind the drums. The rest of the band walked onto the stage. The killer tripped over a lead and hit his head on the floor and Scolerskimbals fly was undone. All of the band were wearing official DEATHSQUAD T-shirts which Deen had designed and made on his computer at home. They all looked really cool, like it was their uniform or something. Then they began their final ever set. How very sad and tragic a night it was.

The band had to start with "Punkers" to try and appease Angel but by the end of the song Angels eyes were filled with tears as he remembered how he had wanted it to be a single.  People in the front row were unfortunate enough to be smiling and this angered Angel who naturally assumed they were laughing at him for not getting it released and so he threw a mic stand at them. Two boys aged sixteen and seventeen and a girl aged six were killed. In disgust, people who had seen what had happened leapt onto the stage to beat Angel up.  Showing passion he'd only shown once before in his life, Angel knocked a very muscley man who had once bailed in a skateboarding competition and had stood straight back up again out with his bass guitar but then he was overpowered and Deen had to leap to his aid, in the event being forced to break three peoples necks and stab another just to get things back to normal. "Cheers." Angel said to Deen. Next the band played "Queen Mother", Scolerskimbal dancing round the stage as he joyfully plucked the riffs on his Les Paul. Unfortunately some people in the crowd were pro-monarchy and they made a peaceful protest against the song, marching onto the stage and linking hands. They might as well have not bothered because DEATHSQUAD finished the song anyway and Deen, now becoming very angry at the way things were going got up and pushed his drumsticks through the eyes of one of the protestors. The rest of the stupid protestors ran away, freaked out by the death. "Ronald Reagan", "Child" and "Triops Longicaudatus" passed without incident, apart from ten people in the crowd getting crushed to death against the church altar. Then it was the turn of "Get up" to be played. The killer went absolutely mad and pulled out a set of kitchen knives he had brought especially for the occasion and whilst playing his guitar and singing into the microphone he had lodged between his teeth he leapt into the crowd. There was a mother holding her baby in the mosh pit and The killer said "That is a nice baby. But it will look even better once I have finished with it." He cut off her hand and said "Bye". Taking the baby he dissapeared up into the rafters. The woman screamed. She had lost her baby and her hand. She never saw her baby again. When he got back down onto the stage after finishing "Get up" Angel and Scolerskimbal confronted him. "Hey dude, killing babies is not cool man." said Angel. "Yeah." said Scolerskimbal. But then Deen, as ever the authority figure told Angel and Scolerskimbal to chill, which they duly did. The gig went on for a long time since the band played all of their material and it was over an hour before they finished off with "I deserve to die".

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