Deens tour was set to wind up playing in a basement venue owned by one of his contacts. the place was very small but somehow one hundred and fifty people got crammed in. The gig would have gone very well except that all of the band had been drinking homebrewed lager and were very drunk. Starting off with "Pakistan" the thought of Diareah made The killers stomach turn and he had no choice but to vomit all over the people in the front row of the crowd which wasn't very nice. Angel was absolutely dying for a piss and when he realised that the next song was to be "Lady friend" he had no choice but to urinate into the crowd. Scolerskimbal felt a bit left out by the antics of The killer and Angel and decided to defecate into a paper bag, like the ones bread rolls come in, and throw it into the mosh pit. The bag got tossed around everywhere before finally disapearring under a table and getting stuck to some chewing gum. For some reason a few of the people in the crowd got pissed off by this and somebody punched Angel. The punch hurt and Angel played a wrong note in "Lady Friend". Obviously very upset he hit his attacker with the head of his guitar. Unfortunately the enormous, blade like machine heads stuck in the mans head, going through his skull into his brain and killing him instantly. This made Angels guitar go out of tune and the rest of "Lady Friend" sounded terrible. Deen got up from behind his drum set to have a go at Angel but he was really drunk and tripped over a lead accidently stage diving into the crowd. The others put their instruments down to try and drag him back but they forgot about the high pitched, deafening screech that slowly started to be emitted from their amps from feedback and people started to cry because they were in so much pain from the noise. As the crowd struggled to escape there was a crush and three people died. Another person died when Deen punched him, just for the hell of it. DEATHSQUAD got back to their instruments in the now empty basement and turned them off. The owner looked at the bodies and said to Deen "What have you done, you bastards! You've ruined me, what are you going to do about it?" Deen just grinned, and whipping his zapper out he pissed all over the owner who ran away crying. The band packed up and left.

"I guess I've lost that contact." said Deen later on as he drove the band to Threshers to get some more beers. Luckily noone in the band got into trouble over the deaths that night although the owner was convicted on five charges of murder over the deaths. He was often gay raped in prison. The tour was over.

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